1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,105 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,074 And it's gonna be a beautiful day for it. 3 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,276 I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday. 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,444 Guess we've got Him to thank for that. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:11,745 Or Her. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,781 Oh, I-I meant God. 7 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:14,915 No, I know, so did I. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,015 So God's a woman? 9 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,618 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 10 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,553 It is a huge deal. 11 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:20,888 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule 12 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,056 for a while, 13 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,524 - let everybody cool down. - No, no, no, 14 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,725 don't take me off the air. 15 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:27,195 I can fix this. I'll just apologize. 16 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,429 Okay, you know what? 17 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,663 I can't do this. 18 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:30,731 If that's what it takes 19 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,201 for me to keep this job, then 20 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,635 I quit. 21 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:40,040 Hey, y'all, it's Fred Fagenbacher 22 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:43,911 from Fagenbacher Auto, where we believe in three things: 23 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,515 God, Texas and quality tires. 24 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:48,649 We've been keeping your family 25 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,085 on the road safe and in our prayers 26 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,254 for over 30 years, and with our fleet 27 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,755 of tow trucks, if you break down, 28 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,658 we can pick you up 24/7. 29 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,828 We got the best deals on brakes, tires and alignments. 30 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,564 So come on down to Fagenbacher Auto, 31 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,900 where the only thing we put above our customers is 32 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,936 the Lord Himself. 33 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,674 "Himself"? Really? 34 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,643 We don't know that's a shot at you. 35 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,312 I do, but draw your own conclusions. 36 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,348 Forget Fagenbacher, he's a jerk. 37 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,250 You haven't been on TV in weeks. 38 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,518 I'm sure people probably don't even remember you. 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,254 I know you mean well, 40 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,855 but shut up. 41 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,690 That ain't true, a lot of people are still 42 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,724 talking about what you said. 43 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,825 Yeah, just the other day, 44 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,294 our mailman brought it up. 45 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,527 What'd he say? 46 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,797 Uh, you know, it's not important. 47 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,433 What did he say? 48 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,336 He wanted to know if you were... 49 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,606 still in league with Satan. 50 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,108 I'm going to bed. 51 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,043 Give my best to the devil. 52 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,943 Saw your commercial, Fred. 53 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,278 Ooh, did you like it? 54 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,978 Yeah, it was expensive, 55 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,581 but business has been good. 56 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,183 Praise God. 57 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,785 Oh, give it a rest. 58 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,187 Ooh, cranky. 59 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,623 Has your lady God been holding out on you? 60 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,758 Ain't that just like a woman? 61 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,960 Stop running that ad and leave Mandy alone. 62 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,763 Oh, it ain't my fault your wife put her foot in her mouth. 63 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,198 But you know, it's funny, 64 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,966 back in high school, her mom used to 65 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,668 put her foot in my mouth. 66 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,271 - Dude! - What'd he say? 67 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,939 Tell him. 68 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,308 You are not a nice man. 69 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,043 Way to let him have it. 70 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,813 Don't worry, business will bounce back. 71 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,848 Course it will. 72 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,283 You must've had 73 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,084 some lean times, what did you do? 74 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,720 Sold the store to you. 75 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,995 Hey. You're home early. 76 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,197 There wasn't much to do. 77 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,066 Really? Georgie said y'all been busy. 78 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,034 Yeah, Georgie lied. 79 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,570 Why? 80 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,472 Well, he didn't want you to feel bad. 81 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,373 About what? 82 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,974 About saying that God's a woman 83 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,041 and ruining their business. 84 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,843 But again, don't feel bad. 85 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,012 Hang on. That's crazy. 86 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,482 People aren't buying tires because of what I said? 87 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,584 When you were a teenager, 88 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,985 how many girls did you stop talking to 89 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,253 'cause of something they said? 90 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,988 It wasn't always what they said. 91 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,690 Sometimes it was what they wore. 92 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,559 You just need to know your husband's a good guy. 93 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,895 Well, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him? 94 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,463 He didn't get me pregnant. 95 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,637 I'm online. 96 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,941 What you doing? 97 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,910 I'm on a message board where people buy and sell 98 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,077 used instruments. 99 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,947 People buy stuff on the computer? 100 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,883 Why would anybody want to do that? 101 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,452 It's amazing. 102 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,853 I found someone in Houston selling an old synthesizer. 103 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,222 You're gonna drive all that way 104 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,858 and give money to a stranger you met on the computer? 105 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,059 It's perfectly safe, Mom. 106 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,428 I don't know. 107 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,363 I saw a story like this on Dateline, 108 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,699 where the only thing that got sold was the fella's kidney. 109 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,100 I'll be fine. 110 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,669 What do you know about this person? 111 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,970 Do you even know their name? 112 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,305 Course I do. 113 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,441 Cobra3837. 114 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,143 You are not going alone. Jim! 115 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,645 You're overreacting. 116 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,814 - What's up? - You're going with Connor 117 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,783 to meet his computer friend, Cobra, 118 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,319 and make sure they don't steal his kidney. 119 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,593 Need you to sign these. 120 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,594 Okey dokey. 121 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,795 Hey, Mare, 122 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:55,963 have you heard anyone 123 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,898 badmouthing me around town? 124 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,300 Of course not. People love you. 125 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,935 I thought so, too. 126 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,638 But today at the coffee shop, this young woman scolded me 127 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,807 for the way I treated Mandy on TV. 128 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,975 Really? 129 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,176 Yes, she said 130 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 I was condescending and sexist. 131 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,080 Me. I love women. 132 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,516 My mother is my best friend. 133 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,619 I used to like when Sheldon said that about me. 134 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,187 Now I'm not so sure. 135 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,423 Now, this isn't the first time. 136 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,158 There's been others. A lot of others. 137 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,862 Well, the people who know you know it's not true. 138 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,164 My wife is one of the others. 139 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,433 Oh. 140 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,968 You know, if you 141 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,804 want to show everyone how much 142 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,473 you support women, why don't you 143 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,943 let me do the sermon this Sunday? 144 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,512 I know you're trying to lighten the mood, 145 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,046 but this is not the time. 146 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,183 What do you think I should do? 147 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:54,254 Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy. 148 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,123 Say you're sorry. 149 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,457 Invite her to church. 150 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,493 Once people see that you two are okay, 151 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,028 this'll all blow over. 152 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,362 Say I'm sorry? 153 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,598 All I did was correct her when she said God was a woman. 154 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,635 You also called her ignorant on TV. 155 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,438 Well, I suppose I could be the bigger man. 156 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,406 Good for you. 157 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,607 I did come down a little hard. 158 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,075 Sometimes I forget 159 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,645 how forceful we alpha males can be. 160 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,246 Alpha male. 161 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,981 Leader of the pack. 162 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,683 Head honcho. 163 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,984 Right. 164 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,719 - Top banana. - I get it. 165 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,091 You should've told me. 166 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,493 I didn't want you to feel bad. 167 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,394 For putting you out of business? 168 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,096 We ain't out of business. 169 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,865 And if those customers got a problem with you, 170 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,600 I don't want 'em anyways. 171 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,201 Mm. Thanks. 172 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,837 Supporting my wife is more important than running 173 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,238 a successful business, 174 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,240 or food or shoes for our baby girl. 175 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,142 Thanks again. 176 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,179 Good news is we live rent-free with your parents 177 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,280 so we can just grow old 178 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,248 and die right here. 179 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,717 Oh, God. 180 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:57,851 When you think about it, 181 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,352 your parents'll probably go before us. 182 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,488 Then the whole place is ours. 183 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,590 Though we should stay in this room. 184 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,591 I don't want to have sex 185 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,925 on some dead people's bed. 186 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:09,930 Cobra seemed nice. 187 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,298 Yeah. 188 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,535 For a guy with a keyboard, I expected more fingers. 189 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,137 So, what's special about this thing? 190 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,440 You know Frank Zappa's album The Grand Wazoo? 191 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,343 I don't even know if you're making that up. 192 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,112 This is the same kind of synthesizer they played. 193 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,213 Oh, okay. 194 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,615 It's got a very unique sound. 195 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:28,649 Can't wait to hear it. 196 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,417 Might be a while. It's broken. 197 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,252 We drove all this way 198 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,687 to buy a thing that don't work? 199 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,155 You bought a broken Mustang. 200 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,157 Okay, well, that's different. 201 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,793 Vintage cars are an investment. And they're cool. 202 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,329 The Grand Wazoo, Dad. 203 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,865 How much money did you waste on this? 204 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,734 400 bucks. 205 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,335 400 bucks? 206 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,137 How do you even have 400 bucks? 207 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,338 My allowance. 208 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,940 From when you were nine? 209 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,508 No, from now. 210 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,177 Hold on. 211 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,347 Your mother still gives you an allowance? 212 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,650 Not always. I have to do my chores. 213 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,284 How much does she give you? 214 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,319 Just enough for gas, food 215 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,156 and the occasional $400 synthesizer. 216 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,357 That doesn't work. 217 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,659 Sadly, no. 218 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:18,999 Got a minute? 219 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,100 Mandy. 220 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,469 Uh, of course. Uh, come on in. 221 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,371 I've been praying about you a lot lately. 222 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,839 Well, that's nice. 223 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,575 Unless you've been asking God to smite me. 224 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,678 No, God's a lover, not a smiter. 225 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,246 Ooh, that should be on a T-shirt. 226 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,015 Sure. 227 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,818 Anyway, I... I'm glad you're here. 228 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,886 I was hoping we could clear the air. 229 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,056 Me, too, which is why I wanted to apologize. 230 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,524 Really? 231 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,628 Yes, I shouldn't have walked off in the middle of our interview. 232 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:51,565 It was rude and unprofessional, and... 233 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,602 I'm sorry. 234 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,304 For the way you treated me? 235 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,606 Yes. 236 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,074 Well, I appreciate that, and 237 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,410 I would like to say... 238 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,878 that I accept your apology. 239 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,015 - Well, thank you so much. - Wouldn't be much 240 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,850 of a pastor if I couldn't forgive people 241 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,585 when they've wronged me. 242 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,520 And if it's not too much trouble, 243 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,255 maybe you could let people know they don't need to stay away 244 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,024 from Georgie's business. 245 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,659 I'll do you one better. 246 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,961 How about you, Georgie and baby CeeCee 247 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,063 come to church this Sunday? 248 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,098 You could even sit next to my wife. 249 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,166 Really? 250 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,736 Oh, yeah, that'll send a message. 251 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,339 Mandy, I didn't know you were here. 252 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,506 Oh, yeah, I just 253 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,742 stopped by to chat with Pastor Jeff. 254 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,377 We were just finishing up. Great seeing you. 255 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,312 I am so glad you two made up. 256 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,014 People have been so mean to him. 257 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,549 Mean about what? 258 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,385 Doesn't matter. I have a very thick skin. 259 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,690 About you losing your job and the way he treated you. 260 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,759 Really? 261 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,261 A few people may have said something. 262 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,829 Including your wife. 263 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,799 So people are mad at you, 264 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,301 and you sat there and let me beg for forgiveness? 265 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,637 Pastor Jeff. 266 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,107 You said you were gonna apologize. 267 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,542 I was, but then she did, 268 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,379 and I didn't want to make it all about me. 269 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,682 So my family coming to church 270 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,850 is about making you look better? 271 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,920 Again, let's not make this about me. 272 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,596 McAllister? 273 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,964 Ain't that the name of that crazy weather girl? 274 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,833 Huh. 275 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,935 I guess it is. I don't know... 276 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,503 No relation. 277 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,807 Actually, McAllister is the guy we bought the place from. 278 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,374 Been meaning to change it. 279 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,910 I kinda like Tires "R" Us. 280 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,212 You know, it's like, it's like Toys "R" Us, 281 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,815 but-but you know, for tires. 282 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,249 You were looking for a set 283 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,884 - of 24-inch radials? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,321 You are not gonna believe what Pastor Jeff tried to pull. 285 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,422 Excuse me, ma'am, 286 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,990 we'll be with you in a moment. 287 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,593 Yeah, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my husband. 288 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,530 Fagenbacher's a mile down the road, 289 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,898 across the street from the Dairy Queen. 290 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,199 Tell him I said hey. 291 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,872 Why do you hate us? 292 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,308 - What's going on? - So, I went groveling 293 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,977 to Pastor Jeff to get him to apologize. 294 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,879 - Great. - Not great. 295 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,381 Turns out he's the one that should be groveling to me. 296 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,183 - For what? - People blame him 297 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,853 for me losing my job. Even his wife is mad about it. 298 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,855 So what you're saying is, is we got leverage. 299 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,590 What I'm saying is, he owes me an apology. 300 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,525 Okay, okay, you want an apology, 301 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,062 I want customers, he wants people to see y'all made up. 302 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,231 This is what we in the business sector call a negotiation. 303 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,134 It's what everyone calls a negotiation. 304 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,136 She don't know that. 305 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,604 Yes, I do. 306 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,311 - Hey. How'd it go? - Oh, great. 307 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,713 The instrument's broken, Cobra has seven fingers, 308 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,348 and you give Connor an allowance? 309 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,152 Really, seven fingers? 310 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,653 Audrey, what the hell? 311 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,222 He needs money. 312 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,656 Well, he could find a job. 313 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,658 He's been working hard on his music. 314 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,227 I like to think that's his job. 315 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,196 I like to think I got a full head of hair. 316 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,663 That don't make it true. 317 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,966 He's not cut out for a regular job. 318 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,001 He's an artist. 319 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,169 He's a shapeless blob of clay. 320 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,106 I am not gonna stop supporting our son. 321 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,474 Well, I'm drawing the line. No more allowance. 322 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,476 I'm sorry, 323 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,245 you're "drawing the line"? 324 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,348 That's right, I'm putting my foot down. 325 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,283 Ooh, I hope it's not 326 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,585 on the line you drew. 327 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,753 I'm serious. 328 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,756 Look at my face. You think I'm fooling around? 329 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,426 You want to play it that way, fine. 330 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,928 No sex for you tonight. 331 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,968 Well, I'm so glad that we could all come together 332 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,303 in the spirit of Christian forgiveness 333 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,571 to work out our differences. 334 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,841 Mm-hmm. I already apologized once. It's his turn. 335 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,977 You're right. I am sorry. 336 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,146 And is that for the way you treated me on air 337 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,448 or for trying to use me to make yourself look better? 338 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,983 Oh, like you weren't trying to use me 339 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,085 to put your little episode behind you? 340 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,453 Okay, okay. 341 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,520 Let's remember why we're here: 342 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,556 To use each other. 343 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,059 And Christian forgiveness. 344 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,293 Sure, whatever. 345 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,329 The point is, we all need something 346 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,465 and we're all gonna have to give a little to get it. 347 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,399 What do you mean? 348 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,401 Well, Pastor Jeff would like us 349 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,802 to come back to church so people can see 350 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,204 that he and Mandy made up. 351 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,006 And for my wife to see it. 352 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,640 I cannot sleep on the couch anymore. 353 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,209 My back is all cattywampus. 354 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,578 So what do I get? 355 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,880 The bounty of Christ's love. 356 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,484 It's okay, that's just what we call an opening offer. 357 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,386 But I think what we were looking for 358 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,188 is something a little more concrete. 359 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,689 Like what? 360 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,324 Like encourage the congregation 361 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,458 to come back to the store. 362 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,826 I can do that. 363 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,029 Oh, and I want a contract 364 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,830 to do all the tires for the church vans again. 365 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,300 Hold on, if Pastor Jeff's doing that, 366 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,736 then you gotta guarantee us three Sundays a month of church. 367 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,371 Ugh. Two. 368 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,340 Fine. But when CeeCee's old enough, 369 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,708 Sunday school. 370 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,710 Baptist Sunday school. 371 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,312 Your mom is not gonna like that. 372 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,014 Yeah, true. 373 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,249 We can make that work. 374 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,784 But I want my job back. 375 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,686 I can't get you your job back. 376 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,155 - You can try. - How? 377 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,823 Well, sic the congregation on them, 378 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,959 write letters, threaten them with the wrath of God, 379 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,027 figure it out. 380 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,895 I'm not a miracle worker. 381 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,731 But I do know one. 382 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,900 I'll see what I can do. 383 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,535 Then we got a deal? 384 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,470 Two Sundays, front row, 385 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,940 sit next to my wife and tell her we're good. 386 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,308 See you at church. 387 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,343 And you better stay awake. 388 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,744 Too late, deal's closed. 389 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,220 Hey, there. 390 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,689 What is that? 391 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,959 It's a new TV. 392 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,527 Really ties the room together, don't you think? 393 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,563 It's a monstrosity. 394 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,532 Yeah, we might have to slide the couch back a few feet. 395 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,069 So you just went out 396 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,904 and bought a new TV without talking to me? 397 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,106 You do whatever you want with our money. 398 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,240 I thought I would, too. 399 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,343 That thing is not staying in my house. 400 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,845 Oh, I'm sorry, 401 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,348 are you putting your foot down? 402 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,749 Really? 403 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,319 You want to start a spending war? 404 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,922 'Cause I have always wanted to own a horse. 405 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,292 Great, we can go riding together. 406 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,594 You on your horse and me on my new Harley. 407 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,396 You are not getting a motorcycle. 408 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,430 Well, you're not getting a horse. 409 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332 That thing's going back to the store. 410 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,767 Have at it. Lift with your legs. 411 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,668 Hey, y'all, 412 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,104 it's Fred Fagenbacher from 413 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,072 Fagenbacher Auto, where we believe... 414 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,575 Oh, he looks good on a big screen. 415 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,077 Check out all that hair. 416 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,149 Fine, I'll bring it back. 417 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,954 Let's all welcome Georgie, Mandy and baby CeeCee, 418 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,691 who are excited to be full-time members of our flock. 419 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563 And just remember, 420 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,932 if anyone has any tire needs, 421 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,335 McAllister Auto's the place to go. 422 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,937 Say "Jesus loves you" for 10% off. 423 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,174 And of course, let's keep Mandy in our prayers 424 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,609 as she searches for another job. Now let's all 425 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,145 bow our heads. 426 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,480 Our Father in Heaven... 427 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,482 Prayers? 428 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,784 He gets us at church, you get your business 429 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,319 and I get stupid prayers? 430 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:30,023 Don't knock prayers, Bon Jovi's been living on 'em for years. 431 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,759 I wanted pitchforks, I wanted torches, 432 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,993 I wanted them to go after the station 433 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,328 the way that they went after me. 434 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,165 You wanted to help the business and you did. 435 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,832 That's gotta feel pretty good, right? 436 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,968 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to heaven. Big whoop. 437 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:43,903 You might not believe in it, 438 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,005 but I prayed for a hot wife. Boom. 439 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,007 I prayed for a healthy daughter. Boom. 440 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,010 All that's left is having my own nacho cheese dispenser 441 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,679 like at the movies. 442 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,946 We are never getting that. 443 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,117 Excuse me, but this is between me and God. 444 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,888 Your father and I have talked 445 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,657 and we've agreed to continue giving you an allowance. 446 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,660 - Great. - There's conditions. 447 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,028 We're considering making 448 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,797 music your job 449 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,599 and the money is your payment, 450 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,702 but you gotta work at it every day. 451 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,869 Oh. No, thank you. 452 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,173 Come again? 453 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,340 Not interested. 454 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,675 We're giving you money 455 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,176 to pursue your dream. 456 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,479 No, you're turning it into work. 457 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,579 That you get paid for. 458 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,683 I don't make music for money. 459 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,819 I do it when I'm inspired, 460 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,555 when I have something important to say. 461 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,857 You wrote a song about a salamander. 462 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,561 And I couldn't have done that if I was working for the man. 463 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,731 - Unbelievable. - No. 464 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,234 If that's the way you feel, we respect it. 465 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,268 No, we don't. 466 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,370 - No more allowance. - Jim. 467 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,205 I'm serious. End of discussion. 468 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,509 I don't mean to cause problems between you two. 469 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,745 Maybe I should go find a job. 470 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,914 And let him win? Don't you dare! 471 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,087 Okay. Thank you so much. 472 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,789 Bye-bye. 473 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,124 You are not gonna believe this. 474 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,760 That was Channel Nine. They just offered me a job. 475 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,662 They don't care about the stuff you said? 476 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,197 No, they like it. 477 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,366 They think the controversy will be good for ratings. 478 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,033 Well, that's amazing. 479 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,770 But you're not gonna say more crazy stuff, right? 480 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,639 Who knows? I'm a loose cannon, 481 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,074 that's what they love about me. 482 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,376 Huh. 483 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,444 Well, looks like the power of prayer really worked. 484 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,614 That's not what happened. 485 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,815 Nothing was going on, 486 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,684 everyone prayed for you, suddenly the phone rings. 487 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,287 Yeah, I sent them my tape weeks ago. 488 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,789 And they just called now. 489 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,291 That's a coincidence. 490 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,559 Sure. Or an act of God. 491 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,995 You think, of all the prayers in the world, 492 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,097 God decided to answer this one? 493 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,799 He helped the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, 494 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,067 why not you being a weather girl? 495 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,004 Okay, he didn't help them win, 496 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,806 they're also good at their job. 497 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,442 I don't know, they sure thanked Him a lot. 498 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,845 Maybe you should, too. 499 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,381 Fine. 500 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,153 Thank you for making me good at my job. 501 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,490 - Amen. - Amen. 502 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,967 And I just want to thank all you prayer warriors out there. 503 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,769 Thanks to your hard work... 504 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,104 and, of course, God's open ears... 505 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,106 Mrs. Peoples' cat returned home, 506 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,443 the high school chess team won 507 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,512 the division, and of course, Mandy McAllister 508 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,882 got a new job as a weather girl on Channel Nine. 509 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,618 Praise the Lord, we did it! 510 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,020 God is good. 511 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,756 He sure is. 512 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,858 Hallelujah!